2 / 10
And now I’ve written this so you don’t make the same mistake I did.
No Strings Attached is the most predictable, wettest sock of a film since whatever Ashton Kutcher made last.
It was directed by Ivan Reitman, who also directed Space Jam. Which saddens me because it suggests he might have had a serious stroke or something between that and this. Speedy recovery Ivan.
Repeat. Mila Kunis is not in this.